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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Tips mengempiskan perut

Tips mengecilkan perut:

1. Bangun pagik-pagik

2. Berdiri tegak. Tundukkan kepala…pandang ke perut

3. Bongkokkan badan..

4. Buka baju………

5. Lalu tampar perut berulang-ulang kali..sambil cakap:

“buat malu..buat malu..buat malu!!!!”

Hahaha

JANGAN MARE ..

Jom test lidah

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

5. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

6. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

Motivation - Millionaire or office boy

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US...

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.

The man replied,'I don't have an email.'

The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!'

The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story

Moral 1
Internet is NOT the solution to your life.

Moral 2
If you DON'T have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email, you are closer to being a office boy/girl, than a millionaire...

Moral 4
Do not forward this email back to me, I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes, ehheheheheh...

Arwah abah

Pepagi td aku tetibe teringat kt arwah abah...
Maybe sbb da lame tak sedekahkan Al-Fatihah & Yassin untuk arwah abah...
Maafkan angah ye abah...

Aku sebenarnye tak rapat ngan arwah abah..
Tak tau puncenye knp tp aku rase sbb history antare mak ngan arwah abah kot yg buat ktrg adik beradik renggang ngan abah...
Satu-satunye perkare yg arwah penah wat utk aku mase kecik yang aku ingat smpi skrg ni..
Penah aku balik dr sekolah abah masakkan lauk kegemaran aku sambal daging....
Aku mmg terkejut la smpi2 je abah ckp "arini abah masakkan lauk kegemaran angah"..
Sedap jugak aku ckp dalam ati la...Time kasih abah..

Abah meninggal sbb kencing manis kt kampung abah kt Sabak Bernam bbrape bulan lepas abah bercerai ngan mak & mase tu 17 September 2001 bbrape bulan gak sblm aku SPM..
Aku ingat satu hari tu abah mintak aku temankan die pegi hospital check mate die..
Tapi aku tolak sebab mak tak bagi...Aku menyesal sgt sbb tak ikutkan permintaan die...
Mase meninggal pun ktrg tak smpt tgk muke abah even sebelum abah dikebumikan..
Ktrg dpat nerite abah meninggal makcik telepon rumah kat Melaka..
Abah meninggal mlm so ktrg boleh gerak pg esoknye tu pun dgn bas..
Maklumlah mase tu mak blom de rezeki nk pakai kereta..
Smpi aritu pun da lewat arwah pun da dikebumikan..Kami cume sempat melawat kubur die je untuk pertame dan terakhir kali..Sejak tu aku mmg xpenah blik kampung abah...

Abah doaku untukmu ko sejahtera di sane disamping mereke yang mendapat keampunan & keredhaan Allah...Amin..
Al-Fatihah untuk arwah abah Abdullah bin Kabut

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